Introducing the Private Men’s Sanctuary IV (PMSx4)
The Private Men’s Sanctuary PMSx4, is a concrete-reinforced underground bunker designed specifically for married men and fathers of teenage daughters who need a place to hide for a few days every month.
The dilemma of dining out with daughters
Truly, the only people happy about Happy Meals are the franchise owners who can sell four chicken nuggets, a dozen French fries and three or four apple slices for twice what it would cost to buy the items individually.
Babylon Bee gives dads a wonderful reverse psychology tool
Why is it that when dads suddenly take interest in and actually enjoy whatever their teenage daughters find enjoyable, too, that it becomes lame?